Our Fearless Leader

Barnaby P. Fizzypop, Esquire, The Unyielding Hero of the Free-For-All

Meet the fearless leader of our merry band of misfits. Barnaby P. Fizzypop is a man of unyielding spirit and an unwavering commitment to the cause of doing whatever the heck he wants. With a heart of gold and a soul of fire, he leads our team with an iron fist and a wink to his detractors.

His Many Trophies | His Many Tears

Our fearless leader's many accomplishments are too numerous to count. He has saved us all from certain doom more times than he can remember, and we're all eternally grateful for it.

Contact Our Team | Join Our Cause (If You Daring)

Note: The links are to satirical subpages, implying that our fearless leader is so good at his job that he has a trophy cabinet full of his many victories, but also a tear duct full of his many failures. The contact and join links are also satirical, implying that you can contact the team to offer your services as a lackey, or to join the cause as a willing participant in Barnaby's antics.