Reginald's Most Excellent Traffic Cop Shenanigans

As a stalwart defender of our fair metropolis, Reginald the Traffic Cop has seen it all. From the great donut heist of '07 to the mysterious vanishing of the 5 o' clock traffic circle, he's been there.

A Brief History

• The Early Years: Reginald was once a regular citizen, but after a particularly grueling stint as a parking attendant, he was transformed into a being of justice.
• The Golden Years: With his trusty radar gun and an unwavering commitment to the law, Reginald kept our streets safe from speeding scofflaws and reckless cyclists.
• The Modern Era: Now equipped with an advanced AI-powered ticket printer and a healthy dose of skepticism, Reginald continues to keep the peace with an iron fist and a witty remark.

Tactics and Strategies

1. Tactic 4: The Reginald Shuffle: A dance so smooth, so silky, so utterly disorienting that even the most hardened speed demon cannot resist its charms.
2. Tactic 5: The Reginald Rave: A sonic assault on the senses that will leave even the most recalcitrant of drivers begging for mercy.

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