You're experiencing TechnoFarting. It's not your stomach, it's not your cat, it's not your neighbor's cat. It's the Quantum Farting.
A fart of such magnitude that it warps the fabric of space-time, creating a rift so large it can be seen from the moon.
Symptoms include:
- Uncontrollable flatulence
- Time-space distortions
- Rifts in the fabric of reality
If you experience any of these symptoms, do not panic. TechnoFarting is not contagious, but it is highly contagious.