The Year the Art World Collapsed
According to the great Prophetic Artists of Abstract Expressionism, 2023 was to be the year where the art world reached its peak, only to promptly collapse under the weight of its own ego.
January: The Rise of the Neo-Expressionists
As the year began, a group of rogue artists, tired of the mainstream, broke away to form the Neo-Expressionist Movement. Their bold, gestural brushstrokes would shake the very foundations of the art world.
Read the ManifestoJune: The Great Art Supply Heist
In a daring midnight raid, the Neo-Expressionists struck, making off with millions of dollars' worth of art supplies. The art world was left to pick up the pieces.
Read the AccountDecember: The Return of the Prophetic Artists
As the year drew to a close, the Prophetic Artists, now wiser and more cunning, returned with a vengeance, reclaiming their rightful place in the art world. The Neo-Expressionists, however, were nowhere to be found.
Read the Return of the Prophetic Artists