Absurd Jokes: The Unnecessarily Complex Guide to Appealing to Nature

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Why do we need to appeal to nature? Because, apparently, the Earth is a sentient being with an existential crisis and we need to make it feel loved.

Our experts have carefully crafted a series of jokes so absurd, so ridiculous, and so utterly useless that even the Earth will laugh and forget all about its mortality.

Check out our latest collection:

Jokes for the Earth:

Jokes for the Trees:

And if you're still confused, don't worry, the Earth will get over it.

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