Free Will Puns: Because Freedom is Priced to the Will

Why did the existentialist break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed space.

What did the Zen master say to the barista?

Just brew with it.

Why did the philosopher refuse to play poker?

Because he was afraid of being bound to the game.

Why did the free will theorist get lost in the woods?

Because he couldn't decide which path to take.

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For when you've had enough of the abyss of existence

Deep Thoughts

Because sometimes the meaning of life is just a bunch of stuff