More Puns Than You Can Handle

Because, you know, the abyss of nothingness was just too much.

Existential Puns 101

Why did the existentialist break up with his girlfriend?

I'm not sure, but do you have a free will?

It's like, totally absurd, man.

Nothing matters, because nothing matters.

Are you free to make your own choices?

Choices are just an illusion, anyway.

And that's all for now, folks!

Stay absurd, and remember: nothing matters, anyway.