Ye'll be wantin' tae ken that Scotsman, laddie? Well, ye've come tae the right place! No' true Scotsman is a guide tae a' the stereotypes ye've got aboot the Scots. Whisky, haggis, bagpipes... ye name it!
- Whisky and Tartan - the only reason we're no' all dead yet!
- Haggis - the breakfast of champions, apparently!
- Bagpipes - because who needs earplugs, right?
- Lochs - where the fish are always bigger than the boat!
- Tartan Tuesdays - because fashion is a' about the pattern!