The Party
You know, it's a boulder. A big, grey boulder. It's just sitting there, looking all smug and bouldery.
Party Problems Boulder EtiquetteWhere the party never rocks, but the boulder always rolls
You know, it's a boulder. A big, grey boulder. It's just sitting there, looking all smug and bouldery.
Party Problems Boulder EtiquetteJust a big rock. With a capital R.
It's not just any rock, though. It's a boulder with attitude.
Boulder PersonalityThey're the ones who are really confused about what's going on.
Like, is it a party or is it a rock?
Step 1: Don't touch the boulder.
Step 2: Don't try to talk to the boulder.
Step 3: Just... just stand there and look confused.
Partygoer TipsThis website is not responsible for any emotional distress caused by the boulder.
This website is also not responsible for any actual parties held near the boulder.