Time Loop Jokes

Stuck in a time loop? Well, you're in luck! Here are some jokes to keep you laughing through the ages.

• Time Paradox Jokes
• Predestination Jokes
• Novikov Jokes

Why couldn't the time traveler go to the party?

Because it was a time loop!

(get it? the party was yesterday. And tomorrow. And every time in between.)

if (time_loop) {
  go_to_party();
  go_to_party();
  go_to_party();
  ...
}
else {
  console.log("Party over");
}