The Toastification Rebellion

Join the Movement

Are you tired of living in a world where toast is just a mere condimental accompaniment to your meals? Do you yearn for a life where toast is more than just a crunchy, crispy side dish?

We, the Toastification Revolution, seek to overthrow the tyranny of the breakfast table. Join us, and together we shall:

• Demand equal representation on the breakfast plate.
• Abolish the scourge of the butter knife.
• Establish Toast as the primary protein source in our diets.

Sign the Manifesto to join our cause.

Or, if you're not ready to commit, simply peruse our demands.

Together, we shall rise up and toast-ify the world!

Or, at the very least, we'll just make some pretty good toast.