A Study on Neighborly Procrastination

By: Dr. Emily E. Procrasti

Published in the Journal of Advanced Procrastination Studies (JAPS)

Abstract

This study investigates the phenomenon of neighborly procrastination, where individuals deliberately engage in leisure activities outside their immediate vicinity, often to avoid social contact or household tasks.

Main Points:

Participants reported a 75% increase in Netflix binge-watching after moving to a new neighborhood
62% of respondents admitted to playing video games for 5+ hours a day while their neighbors were working
Results showed a direct correlation between the number of lawn gnomes displayed and the severity of procrastination

Conclusion

This study highlights the complex nature of neighborly procrastination, where individuals prioritize entertainment and avoidance over social interaction and productivity.