Welcome to the most comprehensive FAQ for the most efficient procrastination techniques in the world.
Q: How do I procrastinate more efficiently?
A: Focus on the most critical tasks first, like playing solitaire, browsing memes, or reorganizing your sock drawer.
Q: Can I procrastinate with my coworkers?
A: Absolutely! Just pretend to be on a phone call with your mom, or tell them you're "in a meeting" with yourself.
Q: Is procrastination a learned behavior or a natural talent?
A: It's a natural talent, like being born with an extra chromosome of laziness.
Q: Can I procrastinate with my cat?
A: That's a tough one. Just pretend the cat is your "accountant" and you're "working" with them.
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