Procrastination is My Love Language - Technical Edition

Why I Love Procrastination

It's not just a hobby, it's a way of life.

I mean, have you ever noticed how much time it takes to set up a good procrastination schedule?

It's not just about putting off work, it's about optimizing your leisure time.

Take, for example, this fancy graph:

A fancy graph that shows the optimal procrastination schedule

As you can see, the optimal procrastination schedule is all about finding the perfect balance between watching cat videos, playing video games, and browsing social media.

It's not just about being lazy, it's about being efficient.

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