Welcome, fellow procrastinators! If you're reading this, it's likely because you've managed to avoid doing actual work long enough to discover this article. Congratulations!
As a proud member of the Procrastination Appreciation Society, you know that putting off tasks until the last possible moment is not only a skill, but a way of life. And I'm here to tell you that it's okay to be a master of the art of doing nothing.
But, let's be real, there are consequences to our actions. Or lack thereof. Like the looming deadline for that report you've been putting off for weeks. Or the fact that your couch has become a self-sustaining ecosystem.
So, how do we balance the thrill of procrastination with the need to, you know, not starveประก or get fired? Here are some tips from fellow procrastinators who've made it out alive:
• The Procrastinators' Bill of Rights - A list of unalienable rights that every procrastinator should know and defend.
• Prophets of Procrastination - Meet the prophets who will guide you through the wilderness of delay and distraction.
• More Procrastinators Unite! Articles - Because you can never get enough of procrastination.
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