Procrastination Is My Love Language In The Age Of AI

It was a dark and dusty corner of the internet where I found myself. A realm where the pursuit of productivity was a distant memory, and the only thing that mattered was the art of doing nothing.

As the AI overlords of the world continued to automate everything in sight, I discovered a newfound appreciation for the beauty of delay, the joy of distraction, and the thrill of putting off till tomorrow what I should be doing today.

I began to explore the uncharted territories of Procrastination 2.0, where the only thing that mattered was the perfect blend of entertainment and leisure. I crafted an arsenal of excuses, each one more ingenious than the last:

  1. My AI assistant is on the fritz.
  2. I'm waiting for the next update, which will probably fix everything.
  3. I'm on a conference call with my therapist.
  4. My browser is being held hostage by a pop-up ad.

As I delved deeper into the depths of Procrastination 2.0, I realized that the line between productivity and procrastination was getting blurrier by the minute. It was as if I had stumbled upon a secret world where the rules of reality no longer applied.

I'm not alone in this journey, of course. There are countless others out there who share my passion for the art of putting off. Some of them are:

Join me, dear reader, in this wondrous journey of delay and distraction. Together, we'll explore the uncharted territories of Procrastination 2.0, and make the most of the AI-powered world we live in.

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