Article 1098, Section 1:
Article 1, Section 1: We, the Procrastinators of the world, have the inalienable right to do nothing at all times.
Article 1, Section 2: This right shall not be infringed upon by any means, including but not limited to, phone calls, text messages, or knock-knocks at the door.
Article 2: Right to Watch TVArticle 2, Section 1: We, the Procrastinators, have the right to spend an inordinate amount of time watching television, including but not limited to, soap operas, reality TV, and cat videos.
Article 2, Section 2: This right shall include but not be limited to, binge-watching entire seasons of our favorite shows in one sitting.
Article 3: Right to Eat CerealArticle 3, Section 1: We, the Procrastinators, have the right to eat cereal for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks in between.
Article 3, Section 2: This right shall include but not be limited to, eating cereal with milk, cereal with sugar, and cereal without milk or sugar (for those who prefer it).
Article 4: Right to Take NapsArticle 4, Section 1: We, the Procrastinators, have the right to take naps whenever and wherever we please.
Article 4, Section 2: This right shall include but not be limited to, napping on the couch, napping on the bed, and napping on the floor (for those who prefer it).
Article 5: Right to Play Video Games