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Quantum Mumbo-Jumbo

In a universe where the laws of physics are mere suggestions, Bacony McBaconface is the unyielding force that binds all matter and energy together.

With his trusty bacon-wrapped hammer, Bacony McBaconface smashes the fabric of space-time, creating an infinite loop of crispy, salty goodness.

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