Warning: This article contains advanced theoretical concepts that may cause spontaneous combustion, temporal paradoxes, or uncontrollable laughter.
Theoretical Pancake Farting Institute is proud to announce its groundbreaking research on Quantum Mumbo-Jumbo, a phenomenon where the act of eating a pancake can create a localized distortion in the space-time continuum.
Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, renowned expert in the field, explains:
"When a pancake is ingested, its atomic structure is disrupted, creating a miniature black hole that can manipulate the fabric of time itself. It's a culinary singularity, folks!"
But don't just take Dr. Bottomsworth's word for it! Visit our research facility and witness the power of Quantum Mumbo-Jumbo for yourself:
Or, if you're feeling brave, try our Pancake Farting Simulator