Today, I woke up to find my toaster had turned into a portal to another dimension.
I mean, what's the point of even having toast when you can have dimension-hopping toast?
I'm not even mad, though. I think it's kind of cool, actually.
But seriously, who else is ready to join me on this interdimensional toaster adventure?
Join the Dimensional Toaster Squad! See all my other rantsUgh, Mondays are the worst. And Tuesdays. And Wednesdays.
Why does everyone hate me? I'm not even that annoying.
Why can't I just have a nice, quiet cup of coffee in peace?
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