Ugh, where do I even start? The coffee shop across the street has run out of avocado toast. I mean, who does that? It's like they're trying to start a revolution or something.
And don't even get me started on the new "self-service" checkout lanes at the grocery store. It's like they're trying to turn me into a robot or something.
And have you seen the prices of artisanal, small-batch, organic, gluten-free, vegan, whatever-the-heck-it-is coffee at the new cafe downtown? It's like they're trying to steal my wallet's identity.
Anyway, if you're as fed up as I am, join me in my crusade against the forces of blandness and mediocrity!
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