Avocado Toast, A Scourge Upon Society

It's not just a food trend, it's a plague upon our collective sanity.

Where did it all begin? In some hipster's kitchen, no doubt, where the only thing more precious than the avocado itself was the artisanal, small-batch, hand-pressed label.

Consequences

The overpriced, overhyped avocado toast has led to:

• Foodies crying themselves to tears over the price
• Baristas being forced to wear tiny aprons to make it look "Instagrammable"
• People being forced to choose between "fancy" or "basic" toast toppings, as if the fate of the world depended on it

The Solution

Join us in our crusade against the scourge of avocado toast. Ditch the $15 toast, and choose from our curated selection of:

• Bread and Cheese Gate
• Cereal Gate
• Peanut Butter and Jelly Gate