Complaint 1: Why does everyone on the bus still have their music playing at ear-bleeding decibels?
Complaint 2: Why did the avocado toast at the trendy brunch place cost $25?
More on overpriced avo problems
Complaint 3: Why do influencers still exist in 2019?
The never-ending saga of influencer nonsense
Complaint 4: Why does my neighbor still insist on playing the accordion at 3am?
Complaint 5: Why is the Wi-Fi in this coffee shop slower than a 1995 dial-up connection?