CerealGate: The Avocado Toast Replacement of Despair

By: Jane Doe, Renowned Cereal Connoisseur

It's no secret that Avocado Toast was a fad, a fleeting moment of hipster nonsense. But, what's worse, is the replacement that came next: Cereal.

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