How Many Cheetos Is Too Many?

It's not a question of if, it's a question of when. When will it end? When will the bag of Cheetos be too full?

Some say it's 20, some say it's 50. We here at the Institute for Cheetos Research (ICR) have crunched the numbers, and the answer is:

The answer is 27.

Yes, you heard that right. 27 is the magic number. Any more than that, and you're not just snacking, you're hoarding. Any less, and you're just not trying.

So, if you're reading this, it's time to face the music. How many Cheetos have you consumed today?

Check your Cheetos intake here.

But wait, there's more! If you're concerned about your Cheetos habit, you may want to visit our Cheetos Anonymous page for support and guidance.

Cheetos Anonymous (CA) meets every Thursday at the local dumpster, behind the 7-11.

Or, if you're just plain out of control, consider our Cheetos Intervention page, where we'll send a team of highly trained Cheetos specialists to... well, you know.

Cheetos Intervention

We'll leave you with this: 27 is not just a number, it's a state of mind.

Stay crunchy, friends.