My Cheetos Counter: Where the world is a mess, and so am I

I'm writing this complaint because:

• My Cheetos stash is almost empty, and I'm on the verge of a crisis.
• The vending machine in the break room only dispenses stale Cheetos.
• No one understands the importance of a well-stocked Cheetos pantry.

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