As we previously established, cats are not just pets, they are the embodiment of pure chaos. Their very presence in our lives is a harbinger of doom, a harbinger of destruction, a harbinger of utter and complete cat-astrophe.
But have you ever stopped to consider the true nature of these feline overlords? Are they simply malevolent creatures, or is there something more... sinister at play?
The Feline Agenda
We propose that cats are not just evil incarnate, but rather the manifestation of our own subconscious, the physical manifestation of our deepest, darkest fears.
Think about it, have you ever noticed how cats always land on their feet when they fall? It's as if they are not just adapting to their surroundings, but rather manipulating them to suit their own sinister purposes.
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Or, you know what? Forget it. We're just gonna go grab a snack. We'll be back.