Welcome to the Clown Carriers Union, the union for the best drivers of the world's most unpredictable vehicles. We've been in the business of driving clowns in cars for over 50 years, and we've got the bruises to prove it.
Blinky McSquirtface, Union Secretary-Treasurer: Blinky has been driving clowns in clowns for over 30 years. He's been in more fender-benders than a bag of rubber chickens.
More about our leadershipOur members come from all walks of life. Some are professional clown drivers, while others are just enthusiasts who like to drive clowns in their spare time. All of them, however, are united in their love of clowns and cars.
Learn more about our membersAre you a clown driver looking for a union to represent you? Look no further! Join us today, and you'll be driving like a pro in no time.
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