Are you tired of being a regular clown? Do you yearn for the thrill of juggling chainsaws while riding a unicycle on a tightrope? Do you dream of being a master of the art of honking a horn that plays "La Cucuracha" on repeat?
Look no further! The Clown-Carrier-Union is here to help you achieve your dreams.
Our members have been featured in the International Clown Journal for their expertise in clown-fu.
We're not just a union, we're a family! Our members are like a big ol' family of misfits.
Don't worry about the sanity of your loved ones, we have workshops on how to deal with it.