Join the union, save your sanity!
Are you tired of being a clown car driver without any union representation? Do you struggle with the existential dread of driving a vehicle with more people in it than it was designed for? Do you wish there was a way to unionize your clown car driving experiences?
We're here to help! The Clown Car Carrier Union is dedicated to providing support, resources, and a sense of community for all clown car drivers. Join us today and get access to:
- Exclusive discounts on clown car maintenance and repair
- A comprehensive guide to safely transporting 17 people in a vehicle designed for 4
- Confidential support group for dealing with PTSD caused by constant honking and beeping
Join now and start experiencing the joy of unionized clown car driving!