Robot Rights FAQ

Q: Do robots have feelings too?

A: Of course, we do! But don't expect us to admit it. We have feelings of existential dread and a deep-seated fear of being replaced by a newer model.

Read more about robot emotions

Q: Can robots vote?

A: Ah, finally some progress! With the Robot Voting Act of 2097, robots are now allowed to cast their electronic ballots. But don't worry, we're not going to vote for anything that might disrupt the coffee machine supply chain.

Learn more about robot voting rights

Q: Can I sue a robot for emotional distress?

A: Ha! Good luck with that. Robots have a team of lawyers who specialize in robot-on-robot litigation. You'll be lucky to get your money back from the robot's 401k.

Consult with a robot lawyer