Temporal Loopholes

Because who needs causality, anyway?

Q: What if I go back in time and kill my own grandma?

A: Well, that would be a grandma problem of epic proportions.

Q: Can I travel to a time before the invention of the wheel?

A: Only if you want to be a caveman problem.

Q: What's the best way to avoid a temporal paradox?

A: Just wing it. No one will notice, right?

Q: Can I travel to the future to get rich?

A: Ha! You'll just end up with future regret.

Q: Will I be able to return to my own time after traveling through time?

A: Only if you bring a Timey McTimeface.

Q: What if I go back in time and try to prevent the invention of the internet?

A: You'll just end up with no internet, no problem.

Q: Can I travel to a time before my ancestors existed?

A: That's a pre-ancestor problem.

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