More Absurd Jokes for Your Sanity

Why did the chicken wear a tutu?

I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure it was for the same reason you wear pants.

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Why did the egg go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling a little cracked under the pressure.

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What do you call a bear with no eyes, no ears, but it still has a beautiful singing voice?

A bear-ly able to carry a tune.

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