Why did the quantum particle go to the party?
Because it was a superposition of fun!
What did the Schrödinger say when he got invited to the party?
I'm not sure if I'll attend, but my wavefunction says I'll probably go.
Note: Quantum Puns 101: where the laws of physics are bent for the sake of comedy.
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