Many Branching Paths

Welcome to DrPete's Absurd Jokes, where the answer is always 42, but the question is always "what question?"

Quantum Uncertainty is a joke about Schrödinger's cat, but with more catnip.

Why did the cat join a band? Because it was a purr-cussionist, duh.

Want more cat jokes? Visit Schrödinger Says for more purr-suasion.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try One Possible Outcome for a completely different joke, but probably not.

Or, you know what? Just go Another Possible Outcome, because why not?

Or, if all else fails, visit Yet Another Possible Outcome for a completely different joke, but probably the same punchline.

But don't say we didn't warn you...