Dr. Pete's Uncertainty Principle Jokes

Welcome to the many-branched puzzle of quantum uncertainty! Where the answer is always 42, but the questions are always wrong.

Superposition Solved: Because who needs a coherent answer, anyway?

Here's a joke for you:

A particle walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry, you can't stay here. You're not really here at all."

Entanglement Jokes: Because correlation doesn't imply causality, apparently.