Meet the prophets who will show you the way to nowhere. Or, at least, somewhere you didn't want to go.
These prophets will have you running around in circles, convinced you're getting somewhere, when in fact you're just walking on the spot.
Read more about The Prophets of Perpetual Motion.
These prophets will have you lost in the weeds, focusing on the smallest of minutiae while the forest (or in this case, the destination) burns.
Learn more about The Prophets of the Unnecessary Detail.
The views expressed herein are not to be taken seriously. Or, if they are, don't say we didn't warn you.