Don't get sucked in, friend! Here are some safety tips to keep you from becoming a crispy critter:
Staying calm will help you make better decisions, like not stepping into the abyss.
Tip 2: Wear a spacesuitIt's like a fancy dress for your body, but with more padding and less fashion sense.
Tip 3: Bring a snackBecause, let's face it, space travel gets dull. Keep your energy up with some freeze-dried goodness.
Tip 4: Don't trust the singularityIt's just a fancy word for 'event horizon'... and also 'event disaster'. Just say no.
Tip 5: Singularity InsuranceIt's like regular insurance, but with more explosions. Get it for you and your loved ones!
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