As you're about to enter the swirling abyss of a black hole, remember: don't panic, but also don't not panic. It's a delicate balance, we know, but trust us, it's crucial.
Think of it as the cosmic equivalent of trying not to think about the elephant in the room. Except the elephant in the room is actually a giant, swirling vortex of gravity that's about to consume you whole.
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