A: It's approximately 0.03 kilometers per hour, but let's be real, who needs speed when you can leave a trail of slime everywhere you go?
A: Unfortunately, no. They're not exactly the most responsive companions, unless you're into that sort of thing. They're more like, "Oh, you want to pet me? Fine, I'll just take a 30-minute nap over here."
A: Ha! As if that were possible with their entire being, they'd probably just laugh at our puny attempts at humor.
A: Oh, you're thinking of snail-nados or snail-bombs? Yeah, let's just say that's not exactly the most... slimy idea.
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