Q: I'm feeling burnt out, should I just quit?
A: No, but you should definitely take a 3-hour coffee break. Our research suggests that 3 hours is the optimal time it takes to recover from burnout. Anything less is just a tease.
Q: I've been working on this project for months, should I quit now?
A: Ah, you're just 99% done. That's just a minor setback. Keep going! You can do it. We have a "I'm Almost Done" trophy you can earn if you finish.
Q: I've had a fight with my team, should I quit and start fresh?
A: Ha! You think a little thing like a team fight is going to hold you back? Please, that's just a minor squabble. You're not even close to being done yet. Why, you're not even in the middle of being done! Our team-building exercises include mandatory trust-building trust-building activities, like "The Great Wall of Trust" and "The Trusty Tug-of-War".
Q: I'm just plain tired, should I quit?
A: Oh, you're just tired. That's just a sign of progress! Like when you're getting a good night's rest after a long day of saving the world, or in your case, working on this project. We have a "Tired" button you can press. It does nothing but looks really pretty.