Warning: Quantum Gravity is a real thing, and you're probably not ready for it.
But don't worry, we've got you covered. Here are some safety tips to help you survive the impending doom of Quantum Gravity:
Not the kind you wear for fashion. The kind you wear for Quantum Gravity protection.
You know what I mean.
Or, you know, just don't.
Or, you know, just don't. It's all about the Gravity Proof Boots.
It's like, um, you know... Schrödinger's Equation is like a math problem or something.
You know, it's all about the uncertainty... Learn To Love Uncertainty.
Stay safe out there, folks!