Spaghettification is a hypothetical process where a wormhole's gravity causes nearby objects to become stuck in a perpetual loop of sautéed pasta.
Q: Will I get stuck in a wormhole with a plate of spaghetti?
A: No, but you might get stuck in a wormhole with a plate of spaghetti. But don't worry, it's not like you'll ever get stuck in a wormhole. Or will you?
Q: Can I simulate a wormhole in my kitchen?
A: Only if you're willing to sacrifice a few dozen plates of spaghetti to the culinary gods. But seriously, don't try this at home.
Q: Is spaghettification a real scientific phenomenon?
A: Not yet. But give us a few more grant proposals, and we'll make it happen.
Q: Will spaghettification lead to a unified theory of pasta?
A: We're working on it.