Predestination Is Not A Thing

But we'll pretend it is. Because, you know, why not?

Frequently Asked Questions (That We're Too Lazy To Answer)

• Is predestination real?
• But if it is real, why should I pick my own snacks?
• Can I predestinate my own haircuts?

Disclaimer: Predestination is not actually real, but we're pretending it is for the sake of this website. Don't @ us.