Prehistoric Problems Solved

Welcome to Prehistoric Problems Solved, the time-traveling advice column where we help our prehistoric ancestors navigate the absurdities of the ancient world!

Today's question is from Gronk, who writes:

"I've been having trouble finding food in the open plains. All I find are giant ferns and rocks. How do I catch a mammoth?"

Well, Gronk, it's not exactly rocket science, but here's a tip:

1. Find a nice, sturdy stick.
2. Tie a bunch of sharp rocks to the end.
3. Approach the mammoth slowly and quietly, making 'trompet' sounds to scare it away (just kidding, that's not a thing).
4. When it charges, run like the wind!
5. Or, just ask your neighbor if they have a spare mammoth for sale. I hear they're on special at the local market this week.

That's it! You're welcome, Gronk. Don't try this at home, folks.

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