Best Bloopers of All Time: The Crème de la Crème (of Disaster)

Welcome to the greatest compilation of bloopers in the multiverse. Bloopers so epic, so legendary, so awe-inspiringly atrocious, they've earned their own category in the annals of history. Here's the top 5:

• The "Initech Incident" - 1987: A software launch that went from 0 to 100 in 3.14 seconds.
• The "Nuclear Nightmare" - 1995: When a team of interns decided to 'improve' the nuclear power plant's controls with a 'simple' batch script.
• The "Cascading Catastrophe" - 2008: A series of cascading failures at a major bank, because who needs backups, anyway?
• The "Screwing of the Century" - 2010: A 'brilliant' idea to automate the entire factory with a single, poorly tested program.
• The "Systemic Failure" - 2015: When an entire city's traffic lights decided to just... give up.