According to the Border Prophet, a collapse is not just a natural disaster, but an opportunity for rebirth and renewal. It's like a cosmic reboot, where the old world gets wiped clean and a new one gets built on top of the rubble.
But what does it mean for us, mortals? How do we prepare for the coming collapse? The Border Prophet has a few theories.
The 3 Laws of Collapse
- The Law of the Redundant Resource: All resources will be reduced to their most basic form.
- The Law of the Rebooting Ruler: The old ruler will be rebooted, and all previous decisions will be reset.
- The Law of the New Normal: The new normal will be anything but normal.
And here are some recommended courses of action:
Pre-Collapse Preparation
- Buy a gas mask. You know, for when the air gets thick with dust.
- Learn to make fire. Not just any fire, but the kind that'll keep you warm and cozy while you wait for the collapse.
- Get a good night's sleep. You never know when the world as we know it will be turned upside down.
And for those who wish to take a more...unconventional approach:
The Experimental Collapse Package
A special package of experimental treatments, including:
- The Border Prophet's patented Collapse Cream: A special ointment that will make you immune to the coming collapse.
- The Collapse Dance: A dance that will distract the very fabric of reality itself, making it easier to survive the coming chaos.
- The Rebooting Ruler's Revenge: A special device that will reboot your very own reality.
More information on The Experimental Collapse Package
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