Rogue Trade Tip 2

When in a high-pressure trade negotiation, always remember: the only thing more valuable than a good deal is a well-timed, poorly-placed fart.

• Rogue Tip 3: Use the art of misdirection to distract your opponent from your mediocre trade.
• Rogue Tip 1: Trade your way to freedom, or at least to a good excuse for leaving early.

Side effects of following this tip may include: spontaneous combustion, temporary loss of friends, or permanent loss of dignity.