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According to our team of highly trained, totally-not-qualified experts, socks are not just foot coverings, but also:
Our team of highly trained, totally-not-qualified sock enthusiasts has curated a selection of the most questionable sock styles in the industry:
Why did the sock go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling a little "toe-tally" out of sorts!
Don't worry, it's a sock-astrophic joke.