The Sock Puppet Council

Welcome to the Council of Sock Puppets. We're not actually puppets, but we like to say we are.

Bad Jokes and Worse Socks Silly Jokes and Sillier Ankles

Bad Jokes and Worse Socks

Why did the sock go to the doctor? Because it had a hole in the sole.

Why did the other sock get kicked out of the bar? It was a sole-less existence.

Socks with Soul